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slayboybunny:

being “cute” is really hard because even when youre angry people just kinda giggle at you and say “aw youre so cute when youre angry.” no. stop. recognize my power. image

best gif use ever 

its still fucking adorable 

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opalesent:

I want 0 responsibilities and a lot of lingerie

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lady-tromboss:

this hit me like a load of bricks.

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dulect:


watcha got there

dulect:

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watcha got there

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jacknoir:

u kno all the good urls are taken when

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coldlikedeath:

greekgodsforsocialjustice:

Don’t like a blog’s opinions on your dash? Don’t send them hate:

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Are you tired of seeing a specific Tumblr user reblogging and commenting on your posts?

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Are you being bombarded by anonymous hate?

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Too much internet for one day?

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Tumblr, y’all need to do this a lot.

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4sensesplusascarf:

Whenever I hear people say that classical music is boring I just want to remind them that Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture called for a cannon to be fired a total of 16 times.

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that’s not even the best partimagekey terms include:

  • balance your chair on two legs”
  • "continue swimming motion"
  • "insert peanuts"
  • "play ball!"
  • "release the penguins"
  • "gradually become agitated"
  • "light explosives now….. and…..   ….. now."

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studip:

if u askin about my bra size u better be planning on takin ur ass down to Victoria’s Secret to buy me some nice bras

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